...bubbl'n Crude...
...reck'un a hillbilly might speculate that iffn one bubble bursts...there's bound t'be another critter over a barrel somewhars...
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The sharps in New York sez that shiney gold trades like that thar texas black gold but by a factor of 15X. Not sure what a 'factor' iz but iffn you wuz ta look at a Moonshine jug it got 'XXX' marked en it...the sharps said the factor used to be 20X, 30X or more...Le'me tell ya fer sure just one sip out of a jug marked 'XXX' can just 'bout pickle the strongest hillbilly but a jug marked with 30X wood nary pickle everybody!
Wuzn't good at 'rithmatik in school neether...kept gettun $1500/oz 'stead of $1000/oz using the 'factor'.